having two mummas, a blessing or a curse?

(written from obi's perspective)

today, i'm here to report my findings.

so....  I have two mummas.

i realized it when i was asleep! i was picked up by mumma... lets call her mumma 2 then she put me back on the chair only for me to be picked again. this time, by mumma 1.

mumma 1.... is my main mumma Because she feeds me! her name is ummmm saba appi? that's what I've heard mumma 2 call her! I'm quite positive mumma 2 goes by the name sadia! 

anyway, enough about their names. let's get into how they treat me 😼

mumma 2 (sadia)

she manhandles me!!!!!!!!!! she has no respect for me!!!!!! she hates me!!!!!!! she makes fun of me!!!!! she takes hideous pictures of me!!!!!

she took me in from a miserable place and gave me a new home... my forever home. 

she also plays with me hehehhehw

mumma 1 (saba)

she is who I go to when I'm hungry!! um she is very nice to me I think ?

she does horrible things to me like.... holding me hostage in her lap, aggressively wiping my face and shaving my gorgeous fur off! she calls it grooming and it's a terrible thing. All cats should beware!

she pets me very nicely. she never over does it. she is the best petter I know! 

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this is a secret but I have another mumma... she's the oldest and I've heard they are all sisters. I'm not sure what it means. 

I don’t see her much but she is very sweet to me!

enough about mummas!!!! lets talk about ME. I AM. THE MAIN CHARACTER. 

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hello to the peeps reading. I am obi. 

nicknames: laddu. sunshine. poko. and a hundred more. how do i know it's me she's calling? the trick is to learn to distinguish between all the mummas voices! and the tone! she speaks to me in her soft gooey voice since I'm her cutie son hehe.

my favorite slwwping spot is mumma's desk chair. it is also the best scratching spot! I have destroyed 70% of it. when i stand on top of it, I feel like simba muahahhaha.

mumma calls me a greedy boy when I go to eat from her plate. but she says sharing is caring? mumma's kind are confusing. 

my favorite hobby is bird watching! birds get so scared when i look at them with my predator eyes! I must be so scary and intimidating! poor birdies... who don't stand a chance against a Tough Man like me.

my favorite poopoo time is 4 am! peepee time is any time but poopoo time comes only once a day. that's how the digestive system works. of course I know big words! I'm a smart cat although mumma says I'm stupidly cute 😾

that is all! I shall come back with more findings.

signing off,

obi.

p.s.

proof of mumma torturing me